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Yahoo Life. Barack Obama or Mitt Romney? An election eve appeal from Montgomery Burns. Still reeling from the presidential election results, Mr. Burns takes a few minutes to explain the upcoming fiscal cliff. Maggie prepares for her Oscar acceptance speech. Maggie is interviewed for the Oscar nomination of The Longest Daycare. If you loved the Homer Shake Groundskeeper Willie has a few things to say prior to the Sept 18 Scottish elections.
It's a remade scene from "A Tree Grows in Springfield". Homer says hello from San Diego Comic-Con ! The citizens of Springfield head to their polling stations to vote and Homer discovers Russia's President Vladimir Putin in disguise.
This year everyone is coming to Daytona! Moe has a presidential moment and lets the world know how he is feeling. Homer gives us a little advice about watching the eclipse. Maggie and Marge are having a play-date at Springfield's finest toddler play park when Maggie becomes smitten with a little boy. It's love at first suck and Maggie dreams about seeing him again after a day full of make-believe romance. In a daycare far, far away… but still in Springfield, Maggie is on an epic quest for her stolen pacifier.
Her adventure brings her face-to-face with young Padawans, Sith Lords, familiar droids, Rebel scum, and an ultimate battle against the dark side, in this original short celebrating the Star Wars galaxy.
The God of Mischief teams up with Bart Simpson in the ultimate crossover event paying tribute to the Marvel Cinematic Universe of superheroes and villains.
When his Christmas bonus is cancelled, Homer becomes a department-store Santa--and then bets his meager earnings at the track. After switching IQ tests with Martin, Bart is mistaken for a child genius.
When he's enrolled in a school for gifted students, a series of embarrassments and mishaps makes him long for his old life. Homer is fired for nearly causing a meltdown at the nuclear plant.
When he finds a new calling as a public safety advocate, he finds himself facing off against Mr. After an embarrassing experience at the company picnic, Homer pawns the TV and uses the proceeds to take the family to therapy sessions. Fed up with Nelson's bullying, the kids from Springfield Elementary decide to teach him a lesson.
With advice from Grandpa, Bart leads them into battle. When Lisa get a bad case of the blues, jazz musician Bleeding Gums Murphy teaches her how to express her feelings through music. Homer buys an RV and the family takes off on an ill-fated camping trip.
Bart tries to impress the school bullies by stealing the head of the Jebediah Springfield statue in the town square, but everyone is outraged by his act of vandalism. Homer gives Marge a bowling ball for her birthday, and his self-serving gift backfires: she starts taking lessons from a suave French bowling instructor. When the lessons take a romantic turn, Marge faces temptation.
Bart puts his new spy camera to use when Homer gets rowdy at a bachelor party, and the incriminating photo gets distributed all over town. Bart is sent as a foreign exchange student to France, where he is enslaved by corrupt winemakers. Meanwhile, the Simpson family hosts an Albanian student who takes a surprising interest in the workings of the nuclear power plant.
Convinced that their idol was wrongly accused, Bart and Lisa investigate the crime. While Homer takes Marge out for a night on the town, the kids spot their babysitter on America's Most Armed and Dangerous. Bart fails four consecutive history exams and the school psychiatrist recommends that Bart repeat the fourth grade. Homer uses his medical insurance to buy Dimoxinil, a miracle hair-growth formula.
After growing luxurious locks, he's given a promotion which allows him to hire a secretary named Karl and makes grand promises to his family at home. The Simpson kids hide in the family treehouse and tell each other spooky stories.
The first regards haunted houses, the second introduces Kang and Kodos for the first time in an alien abduction, and the third is a Simpson-adapted retelling of The Raven. Bart catches a three-eyed fish in a river downstream of the Nuclear Power Plant. This causes the plant to become inspected, and in order to prevent it from being shut down, Mr.
Burns decides to run for governor. After a hard campaign which sees Burns rise from being universally despised to running neck and neck with popular incumbent Mary Bailey, it is decided that Burns will have dinner with a random employee the night before the election.
Homer is chosen, much to Marge's chagrin. Homer fires up the crowd at a Springfield Isotopes baseball game and is chosen to be the team's new mascot. He immediately becomes a popular attraction and the Isotopes start a winning streak. Bart and Todd Flanders decide to enter a miniature golf tournament.
Homer becomes confident that Bart will win and makes a bet with Ned that the father of the boy that does not win will have to mow their neighbors lawn in their wife's Sunday dress. Lisa makes a table centerpiece for the Thanksgiving dinner, which Bart accidentally destroys.
After he is sent to his room by his parents, Bart angrily runs away from home and experiences a very different kind of Thanksgiving holiday. The Simpsons go to a Monster truck rally that features famous daredevil Lance Murdock. Bart immediately becomes enamored and decides that he wants to become a daredevil as well. His first stunt ends in injury, but to gain the respect of his friends, he promises a far more impressive feat to them: to jump the Springfield Gorge.
Marge begins a protest outside the production offices, demanding the show be retooled to prevent further violence. After Mr. Burns hits Bart with his car, ambulance-chasing attorney Lionel Hutz persuades Homer and Marge to sue for a million dollars. After eating poisonous blowfish at a sushi restaurant, Homer decides to live life to the fullest in the 24 hours he has left to live. When the TV breaks, Marge and Homer entertain the kids with the story of how they first met. Homer becomes the most popular guy in town when he gets an illegal cable hook-up, but Lisa fears he will go to hell for violating the Eighth Commandment.
Homer's long-lost half-brother is the CEO of a car company that's wildly successful After a series of destructive acts, Homer decides that Santa's Little Helper must go unless he passes obedience school. As the dog's last hours with the family approach, Bart must find a way to get through to him.
When Grandpa's new girlfriend at the Springfield Retirement Castle dies, he inherits her savings and must decide the best way to spend his windfall.
Marge rediscovers her interest in art and takes up painting. When Mr. Burns hires her to paint his official portrait, Marge tries but fails to find his "inner beauty.
With Miss Hoover out sick, a substitute teacher takes over the class and becomes an inspiring role model for Lisa. At a lakeside retreat for married couples, Marge is determined to fix her marriage with Homer, but Homer is more determined to catch General Sherman, the freakishly large catfish that lives in the lake. Bart, Milhouse, and Martin pool their money to buy the first issue of Radioactive Man, but their investment and their friendship are threatened when they can't agree on who will keep it.
Burns is saved by a transfusion of Bart's blood, Homer expects a handsome reward but is outraged to receive only a simple thank-you note. Mistakenly committed to a mental hospital, Homer meets a tall, stocky white man who claims to be Michael Jackson. When Ned Flanders opens a store for left-handed people, Homer wants him to fail Bart becomes an errand boy for the Springfield Mafia. Homer averts a meltdown through sheer dumb luck. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 24, In the episode, after recalling a traumatic memory, Krusty the Clown reveals to the Simpson family that he is of Jewish heritage, and that his father, Rabbi Hyman Krustofski, disowned him for pursuing a career in comedy.
Krusty is emotionally upset and Bart and Lisa decide to try to reunite Krusty with his long-estranged father. In the first story, the family buys a cursed monkey paw in Morocco, and their three wishes turn out badly. In the final story, Mr. Audio Software icon An illustration of a 3. Software Images icon An illustration of two photographs. Images Donate icon An illustration of a heart shape Donate Ellipses icon An illustration of text ellipses.
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